OUCH! (Steven Depolo)īut with practice, it gets better, and then it’s f**king awesome. Like any set of muscles, the ones in your ass need training. Keep a few condoms in your wallet, or in the drawer next to your bed. Keeping them on the bedside table sends a clear message that you’re into safer sex.
Or, it might make you look like you’re f**king every man that catches your eye (you lucky bugger), which might put off a potential boyfriend compared to a casual hook-up, so use your judgement. Unlike Kimmy Schmidt, condoms are not unbreakable (if you don’t get that reference babes, get on Netflix).